secretpapi:

why does garfield even hate mondays? he doesn’t have a job. he hasn’t felt the crippling pressure of capitalism. he is only a cat.

(via metalqueersolid)

elletrico:

an actual photo of me this summer

elletrico:

an actual photo of me this summer

(Source: cannibal-shakes, via destrokkkkk)

seavnteen:

truest shit ever spoken

seavnteen:

truest shit ever spoken

(Source: intifadda, via melbag)

jaramo:

gay8:

do celebrities ever get called for jury duty? imagine having shaquille o’neal declare you guilty

get slammed in two courts at once

(via cluttermebad)

leekimhoung:

Batman Returns (1992)

The thought of busting Batman makes me feel all… dirty. Maybe I’ll just give myself a bath right here.

jmick71:

Draw a reflection of the lorax in the pond

jmick71:

Draw a reflection of the lorax in the pond

"I’m not where I need to be, but thank god I’m not where I used to be."

(via insanity-and-vanity)

(Source: grandmastermellemel, via imagerydoesnotfit)

Got my vans on but they look like sneakers

Got my vans on but they look like sneakers

obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

(Source: obamallamatime, via 0ctopus--garden)