bombing:

[tries to crowd surf at a TED talk]

(via coreymagz)

nedroidcomics:

COMIX TIPZ™: When drawing word balloons, make sure the tail points towards the speaker! This helps prevent confusion. 

nedroidcomics:

COMIX TIPZ™: When drawing word balloons, make sure the tail points towards the speaker! This helps prevent confusion. 

THE GOLDEN, RULE

chimpendale:

Local police buying up old Russian nuclear warheads to stockpile in case teenager steals pocketbook. Local police hiring retired Nazi mad scientists to design nerveless Frankentroopers to combat illegal food truck scourge. Six Swat teams with grenade launchers brought in to apprehend Central Park…

I got this neat machine that electrocutes me!

I got this neat machine that electrocutes me!

"I am constantly torn between wanting to improve myself and wanting to destroy myself."

Unknown (via helpfvl)

(Source: beautyinthebellejar, via imagerydoesnotfit)

melbag:

THIS IS EVERYTHING

(Source: vinebox)

"I am under no obligation to make sense to you."

Neil DeGrasse Tyson.  (via curvesincolor)

(via melbag)

I missed the meeting for our church music set this sunday so I sent them my demands.

I missed the meeting for our church music set this sunday so I sent them my demands.

I love the movie Donnie Darko, don’t get me wrong. It’s interesting and weird but my God if it isn’t the emo-est movie ever with some of the cheesiest lines